"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.


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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Which Female Stereotype Am I?

The Mistress

You're hot and smart, and ready for sex, but since you are just too independent, you're forever stuck as the Mistress, the woman men use to cheat on their wives and girlfriends with.

  • You scored higher than 0% on bitchiness
  • You scored higher than 0% on atttractiveness
  • You scored higher than 66% on intelligence
  • You scored higher than 11% on sexuality

Oooops. This appears to be yet another test that I have failed.

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Blogger udonman said...

I like these test this one was great being a male in turmoil over my gender identity this was a fun way to look upon myself and have a laugh which has sorely been missing in the last few weeks

The QueenBee
You rule the hive. You have it all. And all women serve you. You work the system of female stereotyping like none-other. I guess that's a good thing.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on bitchiness

You scored higher than 80% on atttractiveness

You scored higher than 69% on intelligence

You scored higher than 94% on sexuality

9/5/06 3:52 pm  

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