Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"
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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.
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Dangerous American Christian Extremists Strike Again.
When FOX's Bill O'Reilly turns out to be the most rational person in a discussion about religion, you know his guests must be even bigger wingnuts that he is. Via Media Matters (video included), O'Reilly interviewed R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary and host of the daily Christian radio show The Albert Mohler Program.
Not to be outdone by Robertson, Mohler claimed that Buddhism, Hinduism, and Marxism are "demonstrations of satanic power".
Quote from "The Twilight Zone" which sums up these wingnuts ~
"Obscure metaphysical explanation to cover a phenomenon, reasons dredged out of the shadows to explain away that which cannot be explained. Call it parallel planes or just insanity. Whatever it is, you find it in the Twilight Zone."
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2 Comments:
Thanks for the link, mate.
By the way, I don't know if this will have any effect, but I submitted your post on Jesus Dress-Up to my friend Mike. I laughed so hard I had to check for puddles.
Is that guy stoned or what? What a nutter!! Yep, those peace loving, bug loving Buddhists sure are evil, they should follow Christ and join in with the Christian mentality of demonising and persecuting everything that moves, they could even crush a bug for the Lord.
Christians are Crackers!!!
I'm off now, I'm going to watch Finian's Rainbow..hehe
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