"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.


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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Devil Duckies Or How to Convert Backsliders @ Bathtime

Are you looking for that special present for that atheist/agnostic friend of yours who just refuses to see the light? Convert them at bath time with this fabulously frightful range of "devil duckies" guarenteed to put the fear of jesus back into those unrepentent backsliders. Each devil duckie comes equipped with the ever popular "Devil Duckie Theme Song".



Blogger fizzlesticks said...

Ello ello. Right you are, fairy floss is surely the preferred term. I'd never really noticed I'd put 'candy floss', despite using 'fairy floss' all through my childhood. Look what American television is doing to us! Hahah.

Anyway - love your blog. How do you find so many interesting pieces?!


2/4/06 10:20 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

So link me :)

3/4/06 10:11 pm  

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