"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.


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Friday, April 07, 2006

Kissing Hank's Ass

WARNING:~ This is satire. So if you can't take some jokes about religions, don't read further. Censor yourself.

You Tube Video Clip: ~ So Who Is This Hank?

With thanks again to ATHEIST JEW for this hilarious clip Kissing Hank's Ass. I recommend you visit his blog on a regular basis, I know I do.

Notable Quotes from Kissing Hank's Ass:~

  1. Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
    Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"
    John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."
  2. Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"
    John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."
  3. Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
    Mary: She blushes.
    John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."
  4. Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"
    Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."


  • This list of HANKISMS by John Cooper and inspired by Rev. Jim Huber is worth a look.
  • Welcome One and All to the Church of Hank



Blogger Chimera said...


Ah, my sides hurt, I've got the hiccups, I can't see for the tears in my eyes, and I fell on the floor twice!

That was hilarious!

8/4/06 3:47 am  
Blogger The Jolly Nihilist said...

That really is great. Not only is it funny as all hell, it's also really sharp. It's a great criticism of theism, made more accessible by its top-notch sense of humor. Thanks for posting!!

9/4/06 12:55 pm  

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