Sunday, July 23, 2006

After the Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?


The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

POLL: ~ After the Rapture can I have your car?


11 comments:

  1. Well, if by "working" you mean "sends user to my technorati page" then yes, it's working just fine :)

    I had to choose the first response option even though I am not Amish. I don't have a car though.

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  2. After the rapture, I think we'll all get upgrades in everything!

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  3. RE alpha:

    Damn, it isn't working properly. Ty for letting me know. I must have changed part of the code and stuffed it up.

    RE lew:

    Hands off the jaguar, I saw it first, lol.

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  5. I'd like to share my "Rapture Outdex" which, unlike the "Rapture Index," tells only non-fiction truth. The truth is that the "precursors" in Todd Strandberg's "Rapture Index" are on earth even AFTER the point in time where he places his rapture and moreover become more intense and reach fulfillment DURING the tribulation period. If Todd realizes belatedly that his "precursors" point to only a final coming of Christ to earth and not to a pre-tribulation coming that NO organized group ever believed in before 1830, he isn't saying! For the real skinny on how the ballyhooed rapture view began, visit Google and type in "Pretrib Rapture Diehards" and also "Famous Rapture Watchers." JE

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  6. RE anon:

    I figure the only way "the rapture" /armageddon will occur is because there are enough religious nutballs to MAKE it happen.

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  7. If any of you see a Porsche with the "W" bumper sticker, I saw it first!!! :)

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  8. Rapture? I don't like rap very much, it always repeats bad ideas that are available to the gullible minds.
    HEY! You left such a nice quote on my blog but no way to thank you.
    Dingo the clown

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  9. OK, But its not a Jaguar. And you'll need a boat to take it to Australia. Being so close to usa, I'm almost sure we will not be the fortunate survivors.

    Do you think there can be a harmless level in which humanity may have their religions?

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  10. ha ha ha ha ha! linking to you...

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  11. Every Jehovah's Witness member will grow old and die just like everyone else.

    There is no Armageddon that will annihilate 6.5 billion people,and install Watchtower leaders as world rulers.

    Best regards,Danny Haszard

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