Friday, December 22, 2006

Consider This Your Christmas Card

This, of course, is an example of cats speaking in tongues. As I have the gift, allow me to translate it for you.

"Meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow

meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meowwwwwwwwww

meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow. meow meow."

See, it is all purrfectly clear after that.

Kitty Translator

`I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats could grin.' 'They all can,' said the Duchess; `and most of 'em do.' `I don't know of any that do,' Alice said very politely, feeling quite pleased to have got into a conversation. `You don't know much,' said the Duchess; `and that's a fact.' - Lewis Carroll


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18 comments:

  1. So what were the dogs saying...?

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  2. Dogs. Cats. The differences only matter @ mating season.

    and then not to everyone, eh. {-;

    A Sublime Summer Solstice to you and yours, Beep! Beep!

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  3. RE ted: The dogs were saying, don't listen to the cats, they are in league with satan. Plus they have fish breath.

    RE MB: and a Merry Mithras to you and yours too ;)

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  4. Reasons Greetings!

    That was great! best card i've seen on the net! One thing that made it funny is we have a mute cat. has never spoken a word in 8 or 9 years, we are always trying to encourage a little squeak out of him. (that's all he's ever managed)

    Well, shoot! it's too hard to explain...anyway, made my evening! :)

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  5. Hey Beep thanks for the catophony. I loved it and so did my dog...I have a feeling it's going to be one of his favourites...after the Squealing Pigs version of Xmas at the Vatican. I like it too...The cats can sing better but the Bishops are noisier...

    Happy FunMas Beep!!!

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  6. That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. If I sleep at all tonight that will be the last thing going through my head.

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  7. Thanks, Beep, for providing such an interesting blog throughout the year.

    And enjoy your Christmas to the full!

    Cheers.

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  8. Well that was fun. My cats went looking for the source and when the dogs started they froze. Thanks.

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  9. Beep, I wonder if you have hear this Harris, Dawkins and many other conferences (check them in my blog) By the way, thanks for the christmas card

    best

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  10. Who let the cats out...? Have a furry purry kissmouse!

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  11. Happy Mythmas Beep! Not seen you on PT (you're not missing much). Hope all is well - Take care!

    COD666 :)

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  12. Hi Beep Beep

    Dave and I at the Galloping Beaver wanted to make sure we wished you the happiest of Christmas and everthing good and wonderful for the New Year.

    Many thanks for the delightful blog you've given us lucky people.

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  13. My two cats were singularly unimpressed. They would never condescend to performing for inferior humans!

    Hope your Holiday is full of joy and gusto, and that you have the stamina required to survive your revelry.

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  14. Merry Christmas! That video drove my dog bonkers, and confused the heck out of my cat.

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  15. Beep- that was great! I forwarded it to my daughter who has a cat named Doggie that seems to try to talk like a person at times. My daughter will love this!

    Happy New Year, Beep and all!

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  16. Happy new year, Beep.

    As always, I enjoyed. And I see you've migrated to the 'New Blogger'. Hope it wasn't too traumatic.

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  17. In case the earlier comment I made didn't get through could I wish you all the best for the New Year, Beep.

    May it hold good things for you. xxx

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  18. Happy New Year to all and thank you all for your kind wishes. :)

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