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"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

: Name: beepbeepitsme; Location: Australia

I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.

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"Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?" Alexander Pope

"The primary function of myth is to validate an existing social order. Myth enshrines conservative social values, raising tradition on a pedestal." Ann Oakley

"Some treat their longing for God as proof of His existence." Mason Cooley

"The god of the Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it. A god who created man 'after his own image', and still the origin of evil in man is not accredited to him." Johann Most

"In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words." Mason Cooley

"My philosophy is such that I am not going to vote against the oppressed. I have been oppressed, and so I am always going to have a vote for the oppressed, regardless of whether that oppressed is black or white or yellow or the people of the Middle East, or what. I have that feeling." Septima Clark

"Secular humanists suspect there is something more gloriously human about resisting the religious impulse; about accepting the cold truth, even if that truth is only that the universe is as indifferent to us as we are to it." Tom Flynn

"If the question is put to me would I rather have a miserable ape for a grandfather or a man highly endowed by nature and possessed of great means of influence and yet who employs those faculties and that influence for the mere purpose of introducing ridicule into a grave scientific discussion—I unhesitatingly affirm my preference for the ape." Thomas Henry Huxley

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"Give the right man a solar myth, and he'll confute the sun therewith." James Russell Lowell

"Oh let me see your beauty when the witnesses are gone. Let me feel you moving like they do in Babylon. Show me slowly what I only know the limits of. Dance me to the end of love." Leonard Cohen

"If God is male, then male is God. The divine patriarch castrates women as long as he is allowed to live on in the human imagination." Mary Daly

"If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish - if a little more enlightened, religion would perish." Robert Green Ingersoll

"In other words (so to speak): not two and also not not two." Magellan's Log V

"History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology." W.H. Auden

"Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been." Jim Bishop

"To excavate is to open a book written in the language that the centuries have spoken into the earth." Spyridon Marinatos

"Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed." Thomas Henry Huxley

"The place has changed but little since Diana received the homage of her worshippers in the sacred grove. The temple of the sylvan goddess, indeed, has vanished and the King of the Wood no longer stands sentinel over the Golden Bough." Sir James George Frazer

"Babylonian king (1792BCEâ€“1750BCE) who made Babylon the chief Mesopotamian kingdom and codified the laws of Mesopotamia and Sumeria." The American Heritage

"We are ourselves history and share the responsibility for world history and our position in it. But we gravely lack awareness of this responsibility." Hermann Hesse

"Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here?" Mason Cooley

"Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare." Harriet Martineau

"The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the Sun, in which they put a man whom they call Christ, in the place of the Sun, and pay him the same adoration which was originally paid to the Sun." Thomas Paine

"Zoroaster was thus the first to teach the doctrines of an individual judgment, Heaven and Hell, the future resurrection of the body, the general Last Judgment, and life everlasting for the reunited soul and body. These doctrines were to become familiar articles of faith to much of mankind, through borrowings by Judaism, Christianity and Islam; yet it is in Zoroastrianism itself that they have their fullest logical coherence.â€ - Mary Boyce

"My esoteric doctrine, is that if you entertain any doubt, it is safest to take the unpopular side in the first instance. Transit from the unpopular, is easy ... but from the popular to the unpopular is so steep and rugged that it is impossible to maintain it." William Lamb Melbourne

"With reason one can travel the world over; without it it is hard to move an inch." Chinese proverb.

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. Bribery and corruption are common. Children no longer obey their parents. . . . The end of the world is evidently approaching." Sound familiar? It is, in fact, the lament of a scribe in one of the earliest inscriptions to be unearthed in Mesopotamia, where Western civilization was born. C. John Sommerville

""La superstition est Ã la religion ce que lâ€™astrologie est Ã lâ€™astronomie, la fille trÃ¨s folle dâ€™une mÃ¨re trÃ¨s sage. Ces deux filles ont longtemps subjuguÃ© toute la terre." Voltaire

"The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago ... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands." Havelock Ellis

"It (myth) expresses and confirms, rather than explains or questions, the sources of cultural attitudes and values... Because myth anchors the present in the past it is a sociological charter for a future society which is an exact replica of the present one." Ann Oakley

"Starry, starry night. Flaming flowers that brightly blaze, swirling clouds in violet haze, reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue." Don McLean

"NOT from the stars do I my judgment pluck, and yet methinks I have astronomy, But not to tell of good or evil luck, Of plagues, of dearths, or seasonsâ€™ quality..." William Shakespeare

"Moreover, the universe as a whole is infinite, for whatever is limited has an outermost edge to limit it, and such an edge is defined by something beyond. Since the universe has no edge, it has no limit; and since it lacks a limit, it is infinite and unbounded. Moreover, the universe is infinite both in the number of its atoms and in the extent of its void." Epicurus

"Most people today still believe, perhaps unconsciously, in the heliocentric universe every newspaper in the land has a section on astrology, yet few have anything at all on astronomy." Hannes Alfven

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Consider This Your Christmas Card

This, of course, is an example of cats speaking in tongues. As I have the gift, allow me to translate it for you.

"Meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow

meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meowwwwwwwwww

meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow. meow meow."

See, it is all purrfectly clear after that.

Kitty Translator

`I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats could grin.' 'They all can,' said the Duchess; `and most of 'em do.' `I don't know of any that do,' Alice said very politely, feeling quite pleased to have got into a conversation. `You don't know much,' said the Duchess; `and that's a fact.' - Lewis Carroll

christmas , christmas+card , xmas , white+christmas , christmas+carol , cat , feline , cheshire+cat

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18 Comments:

Anonymous said...: So what were the dogs saying...?; 22/12/06 11:54 pm
Michael Bains said...: Dogs. Cats. The differences only matter @ mating season.

and then not to everyone, eh. {-;

A Sublime Summer Solstice to you and yours, Beep! Beep!; 23/12/06 5:10 am
beepbeepitsme said...: RE ted: The dogs were saying, don't listen to the cats, they are in league with satan. Plus they have fish breath.

RE MB: and a Merry Mithras to you and yours too ;); 23/12/06 10:03 am
concerned citizen said...: Reasons Greetings!

That was great! best card i've seen on the net! One thing that made it funny is we have a mute cat. has never spoken a word in 8 or 9 years, we are always trying to encourage a little squeak out of him. (that's all he's ever managed)

Well, shoot! it's too hard to explain...anyway, made my evening! :); 23/12/06 12:36 pm
Simon said...: Hey Beep thanks for the catophony. I loved it and so did my dog...I have a feeling it's going to be one of his favourites...after the Squealing Pigs version of Xmas at the Vatican. I like it too...The cats can sing better but the Bishops are noisier...

Happy FunMas Beep!!!; 23/12/06 12:53 pm
Greg said...: That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. If I sleep at all tonight that will be the last thing going through my head.; 24/12/06 2:37 am
Daniel said...: Thanks, Beep, for providing such an interesting blog throughout the year.

And enjoy your Christmas to the full!

Cheers.; 24/12/06 4:02 pm
Anonymous said...: Well that was fun. My cats went looking for the source and when the dogs started they froze. Thanks.; 25/12/06 3:28 am
MAX WELL said...: Beep, I wonder if you have hear this Harris, Dawkins and many other conferences (check them in my blog) By the way, thanks for the christmas card

best; 25/12/06 6:48 am
Deacon Barry said...: Who let the cats out...? Have a furry purry kissmouse!; 25/12/06 8:11 am
Anonymous said...: Happy Mythmas Beep! Not seen you on PT (you're not missing much). Hope all is well - Take care!

COD666 :); 25/12/06 2:32 pm
Anonymous said...: Hi Beep Beep

Dave and I at the Galloping Beaver wanted to make sure we wished you the happiest of Christmas and everthing good and wonderful for the New Year.

Many thanks for the delightful blog you've given us lucky people.; 25/12/06 5:42 pm
breakerslion said...: My two cats were singularly unimpressed. They would never condescend to performing for inferior humans!

Hope your Holiday is full of joy and gusto, and that you have the stamina required to survive your revelry.; 26/12/06 5:24 am
Candace said...: Merry Christmas! That video drove my dog bonkers, and confused the heck out of my cat.; 26/12/06 5:28 am
Stardust said...: Beep- that was great! I forwarded it to my daughter who has a cat named Doggie that seems to try to talk like a person at times. My daughter will love this!

Happy New Year, Beep and all!; 27/12/06 3:13 pm
Dikkii said...: Happy new year, Beep.

As always, I enjoyed. And I see you've migrated to the 'New Blogger'. Hope it wasn't too traumatic.; 28/12/06 2:06 pm
Daniel said...: In case the earlier comment I made didn't get through could I wish you all the best for the New Year, Beep.

May it hold good things for you. xxx; 29/12/06 8:56 pm
beepbeepitsme said...: Happy New Year to all and thank you all for your kind wishes. :); 1/1/07 12:36 am

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Consider This Your Christmas Card

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