"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

“Philosophy is the science which considers truth”

Watch : ~ Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl - Philospher's Song

The Philosophers' Drinking Song Lyrics : ~

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as
There's nothing
Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a
bugger when he's pissed.




Anonymous SH said...

All this Aussie slang with British accent makes my Russian-American head hurt. ;-)

1/9/06 10:53 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

lol sh

Actually they are brits trying to sound aussie.

But yeah, I guess the accents are confusing.

1/9/06 12:22 pm  
Blogger Daniel said...

A lot of famous names there. Shame philosophers are no longer as prominent as in days of yore.

Then our masters don't really want anyone thinking too deeply about our modern world, do they? Heh heh!

1/9/06 4:35 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE daniel

I don't think "our masters" know much about philosophy

1/9/06 6:04 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Hard to picture George hunkering down over Hume or Socrates.

1/9/06 6:05 pm  
Blogger Daniel said...

A few years ago, George cried apparently when his library burned down because he hadn't finished colouring in one of the two books! Cheers!

2/9/06 1:22 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE daniel hahaha

2/9/06 7:51 pm  

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