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"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

My Chance To Be An "Intelligent Designer"

My contribution to the competition - 'DarwinFish Burp' by Ms Beep




"We’re having a competition to see who can come up with the next best Darwin fish design. So long as it cleverly incorporates that telltale fish profile, all ideas are game. Send us doodles, polished Illustrator files, graffiti art, whatever. We don’t care as long as it’s got an almond-shaped body, a tail and a certain wittiness."
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Other entries in the competition can be found here.


A hotly contested debate like this can obviously only be settled with a ritual such as "The Fish Slapping Dance" by Monty Python.



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19 Comments:

Blogger Pip said...

Very nice.

15/4/07 10:29 pm  
Blogger Dragon Management said...

Yeah, if I saw that on the back of someone's car, I might have an anger aneurism.

15/4/07 11:24 pm  
Blogger Blueberry said...

I like it!! I looked at the others and think you've got a "leg to stand on", so to speak!

I had an idea or two but there are already some there that are similar enough.

16/4/07 12:03 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

pip:

Thanks. Not too controversial?

Dragon:

Surely not. It is only a bumper sticker?

16/4/07 8:25 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

blueberry:

The question is: If I won the competition, would that make me famous or infamous? ;)

16/4/07 8:26 am  
Anonymous ted said...

I'm with blueberry. Nothing to controversial, with just the right amount of cheek...:)

16/4/07 10:52 am  
Blogger L>T said...

Very cute! I like that satisfied burp!

16/4/07 11:59 am  
Blogger Dikkii said...

That's an esteemed company of judges.

Would your one work as a metal thing as well as a bumper sticker?

16/4/07 10:28 pm  
Blogger DiscordianStooge said...

Why would the evolving fish eat the Jesus fish? There's nothing really there, so he won't gain any sustenance from it.

17/4/07 2:27 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

lt:

I think the darwin fish was hungry. I hear fish is very good for you. ;)

dikki:

I dunno. It would work ok as a sticker and I am sure some designer who knows more about that sort of thing than I do, could easily turn it into a metal design.

17/4/07 8:02 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

discordian:

That's a good point.

17/4/07 8:03 am  
Blogger Alison said...

I really do like yours the best, although the ID fish carrying the cross was also pretty good.

17/4/07 7:48 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

alison

Thanks. I also like the 113 and 125

18/4/07 11:30 am  
Anonymous confused, maybe not said...

beepbeep,

This is off topic, but our Australian citizens able to buy guns at gun stores with an identification card?

18/4/07 2:31 pm  
Anonymous confused, maybe not said...

beepbeep,

This is off topic, but our Australian citizens able to buy guns at gun stores with an identification card?

18/4/07 2:32 pm  
Blogger Rosie said...

thats awesome!!!!

19/4/07 8:57 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

confused

My understanding is that you need to apply for a permit, licence in order to own or purchase a firearm.

This isn't usually any problem unless you have a criminal record.

The conditions can be found here:

http://www.afp.gov.au/act/firearms/types_of_licences

19/4/07 10:28 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

rosie:

Hey, long time no see. Thanks for dropping by. :)

19/4/07 10:28 am  
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