BEEP! BEEP! IT'S ME.

"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

"Thick as a Brick" or Lego Navels?

The Mystery of the Belly Buttons


It has been a long time. I haven't posted here for ages and it certainly doesn't help when one forgets the password in order to access the blog and moderate it. If there is anyone out there who tunes in occasionally to see what I have to warble on about, I am here and contemplating what article to write next as well as intermittently contemplating my navel.

Hmmm - Maybe Adam and Eve didn't have navels? A-hah, perhaps that is the next post! As forethought on this, I shall post an attractive artistic representation concerning said subject.
Not a navel in sight. Though they do appear a little "artificial."


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35 Comments:

Blogger Jonzie said...

Wow, I almost gave up :)

30/1/10 9:29 pm  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

I've always found it more enjoyable to contemplate another's navel. My own is far too misinformative, if indeed a bit less troublesome.

30/1/10 10:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I was wondering if Adam had a penis. After all.. would he have needed one when he was created? (No women)

If he had one (plus testicles) then it wouldn't have been surprising that he longed for female company.

If he didn't have one, at what point did God add it? "Here's a penis, go forth and multiply."?

31/1/10 12:08 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

HI Jonzie and Michael. Yeah, the only thing I have to do now is to make sure I post some more articles :)

1/2/10 7:47 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: anonymous

Good point about the penis. It wasn't until later on that god decided he needed a "helpmate."

So, it seems 1. no belly buttons and no penis or testicles.

Well, to be frank, the later always looked a bit like afterthoughts.

1/2/10 7:49 pm  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Afterthoughts! Guess that explains how when peops say "grow some balls, man!" what they usually really mean is "go ahead, do something stupid!"

2/2/10 9:45 pm  
Blogger Bruce said...

Welcome back to the blogosphere! It's changed a bit since I last saw you.

3/2/10 6:02 pm  
OpenID 1minionsopinion said...

Did any of you happen to ask these important questions to any Sunday School teachers in your younger days?

3/2/10 11:51 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: Bruce
Thanks and yeah.. I noticed, not sure if I will be able to keep up!

4/2/10 10:24 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: 1minion

I know I didn't. But then I had trouble believing them anyway, in any sort of literal sense.

4/2/10 10:25 am  
Blogger toomanytribbles said...

that was a surprise.... welcome back!

7/2/10 9:33 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: tribble

Thanks for the welcome back and nice to see you too!

13/2/10 12:56 pm  
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Blogger Dikkii said...

How did I miss this? Welcome back to blogging, Beep. Blog again soon.

24/7/10 1:09 am  
Blogger breakerslion said...

Damn! I was beginning to worry. I'll check back sooner next time.

28/7/10 12:04 pm  
Blogger breakerslion said...

re. Adam's nut sack:

Would be of no purpose before the creation of woman.

Eve was created from a rib.

What part did God recycle to make testicles?

28/7/10 12:09 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beep has left the world, I'm sorry to say. She died April 23, 2010 after fighting cancer for an extended time. I miss her.

9/8/10 4:26 am  
Blogger toomanytribbles said...

oh no...!

i didn't know she wasn't well.

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9/8/10 5:17 am  
Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Farewell Beep!Beep!
Gone to the Earth.
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when the Earth has burned,
all of us, starstuff,
who have contemplated the universe,
will be out among the stars
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Anonymous Jonzie said...

Oh Beep, I will miss you dearly, so sad you're not on this earth anymore.
Love, Jonzie.

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