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Well, we know why this dog's butt itches, but why does my blog itch? It is official folks. If you place "astrological meaning of itch in butt" into a search engine, you will find Beep! Beep! It's Me. I must say that I laughed so hard when I saw this that my little piscean butt began to itch.
So there you go, my blog itches. People do type some weird stuff into search engines. Another one that amused me was the search for "Show me a picture of the Devil with Eve." Whoever typed this one must be under the false belief that the search engine was "listening" to them...
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch." - Ogden Nash
Linkin Park - Cure For The Itch
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Och Laddy! It's Angus MacDougal and his amazingly revealing bum. He's brilliant...:)
ReplyDeleteHmm... We're about to get a new pooch. How do I test for this phenomena without upsetting the people selling it to me?
Ask the shop assistant if there is anything strange with the dog's bottom. She might think that you are a pervert, but it might be worth the laugh or two you have afterwards.
ReplyDeleteThen ask for a discount if she sees an image of jesus there.
Praise Dog!!
ReplyDeleteI saw this little web page on Exponential Function and when I got to the bit with this image/graph with the heading:
ReplyDeleteFigure 5 Biological Growth Curve
These growth rates with bacteria reach a point in time when they reverse the growth and the population decreases as a death curve. The S-shaped curve (A) represents the growth of a population when a new habitat is opened to an organism. Once the organism is established in the ecosystem, the population density remains relatively stable, marked by only minor fluctuations (B). If the population is kept in a culture in which the medium is not changed, after a time the population rapidly becomes extinct (C). The reason for this is not fully understood. If sufficient food and space is available, the growth can be prolonged but the population curve will soon collapse, possibly from the colony's own waste material. Is the human race headed in this direction?
For some reason when I thought of the whole religious "be fruitful and multiply" thing, I thought of bacteria dying in a perti dish and I thought of you....
Thanks Beep Beep
Benedict
(to be sung while looking at the dogs anus):
ReplyDeleteThen I saw his face, now IM A BELIEVER!
Hmmm, so does anything that comes outta the dog's butt count as 'designed'?
ReplyDeleteSo there you go, my blog itches.
I'd suggest you try Aloe BlogVera (hehehehe).
RE benedict:
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I want to be thought of when you think of bacteria dying in a petri dish, but I think I know what you mean. lol
RE aaron: I can't stop laughing about that now!!
RE ka: Poop via intelligent design, sounds about right if you ask me. My mother, who was probably stranger than myself, used to say things exactly like that.
Example:
Why would the most intelligent being in the universe create beings that had to poop? Surely he could have come up with a nicer system.
I think that by the end of her life, she had convinced herself that poop was evidence of the non-existence of god. ;)
Love your work! Nice site!
ReplyDeleteThanks media. Call again. :)
ReplyDeleteHello nice post.
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