Fundies Cross Roads?

WARNING: Contains adult themes. Censor yourself.

Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road?

1. She was going to meet her preacher at a motel across the road and audition for a missionary position.
2. He wasn't sure why, so he stopped to pray about it and was hit by a church bus.
3. Because, there were two blacks and a jew walking on her side of the road.
4. She was on her way to partake in one of fundieism's most holy of rituals at the "The Big Hair Beauty Shop".
5. To lay hands on that dead possum and heal it, if not, he had take home for supper.
6. To find a better spot for his " I Hate Fags" sign.
7. He was trying to walk off a boner that had arose while watching "The Passion of the Christ" for the fourth time.
8. Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
9. Because he finally admitted to himself that he preferred the sexual company of men, and realized he'd have to either cross that road or live out the rest of his life in the closet.
10. Because his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him his Fundie father before him and his fundie father before him and his fundie father before him ... always crossed the road.

(Please add your suggestions to why the fundie crossed the road. )

• Because the North Star was on the other side of the road. (Thanks to The Atheist Jew)

PS: Remember, there are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

LINKS: ~

1. Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
2. Religious Satire and Humor
3. Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road?