"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

How Evil Are You?

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.

Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

I found this first quiz at Escapee from the Meme Machine an interesting blog which I recommend people visit.
I was quite disappointed by my score though. I have had a lifetime to practise how to be evil and the best I can do is 48%. I am ashamed of myself. How can I consider myself to be an atheist and not even get a passing score in evil?
Here is another "How Evil Are You?" Quiz. Maybe I can score higher on this one.
Having completed the second quiz, I hang my head in humiliation.

How evil are you?



Blogger The Rambling Taoist said...

From a Taoist perspective, 48% is about a perfect score -- 50% would be perfect.

12/3/06 5:59 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

I guess you are right. The middle way would be 50% :)

12/3/06 9:50 pm  
Anonymous Godlesscod said...

Beep!! Cod666 scored Neutral...sobs

'Moderation towards all things! Although you do have inner demons, you can more than control them, and often find yourself in the position of the peacemaker, balancing things out.'

Moderation towards all things - Humbug!! Since becoming atheist, I've stopped drinking, not had a drop! Not even in moderation!!

It's right about those inner demons though! I currently have the shits, but it's totally wrong about being able to control them... hehe

Peacemaker? hmmm, yes! But those cretins wouldn't agree!!

What is the word coming to when an atheist can't score Evil?...sobs

13/3/06 5:26 am  
Blogger Dikkii said...

Holy krudler, I scored 70%.

I guess it's true what they say - you have to worry about the truly ordinary.

Good work, Beep Beep. Your blog is a treasure trove of esoteria.

I hope you don't mind me adding it to my blogroll.

13/3/06 1:26 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Hey dikkii...glad you like it :)

14/3/06 12:25 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: Beep!! Cod666 scored Neutral...sobs
~ Neutral apparently is quite ok, or so I am led to believe, so do not fret :)

16/3/06 12:37 am  
Anonymous spooks said...

On the first test:
***You Are 38% Evil***

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

The second test:
You are Pure Evil
"You are absolutely terrifying. Your mere presence strikes fear into the hearts of everyone around you. There is no turning back. You are the definition of evil, and probably work for an evil company like AOL."

I knew I shouldn't have checked Micheal Palin. Now the whole world knows. :(

23/3/06 8:54 am  

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