"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.


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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Classical IQ Test

My score = 130
Wow! A score above 130 means that your performance on this test was way above average. Actually, according to this test, you are absolutely brilliant. Only a very small percentage of people score this high.

I thought this test was pretty hard actually, but then I hate these sorts of tests and don't know why I torture myself by doing them. Perhaps it is the desire to achieve or the hope that I won't be found to be totally stupid.

I did notice that there wasn't one question about the sorts of things of which women claim superior knowledge. For example: ~

" If shoe shopping plus credit card gives husband nervous breakdown, what does jewellery shopping plus chequebook do?"

(a) He develops a facial tic.
(b) He develops tourettes.
(c) He has an apoplectic fit.
(d) All of the above
(e) None of the above, all of the money and worldly goods are in your name anyway.

(Please, if you are a man, don't even TRY and answer that question. The correct answer is secret women's business and none of us are telling. )



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