BEEP! BEEP! IT'S ME.

"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

American Christian Values?

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Image From : ~ Jesus' General
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And now some words from members of the CHRISTIAN TALIBAN.
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"I think these people need to be forcibly converted to Christianity... It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings." ~ Michael Savage (Conservative Talk Radio Host)

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. ~ Ann Coulter (Neoconservative Christian)

"With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew." ~ Bailey Smith (Conservative Evangelical Christian)

"A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy." ~ Fob James (Christian Republican Senator for Alabama)

"If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it." ~ Fred Phelps (Pastor of Westboro Church "God Hates Fags")

"We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created.... I praise God all the time for AIDS." ~ J. B. Stoner (White Supremicist)

"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand." ~ James Watt (Born Again Christian)

"We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way." ~ Jay Grimstead ( President of COR, a Christian Conservative Think Tank.)

"Better a pink bottom than a black soul." ~ Lester Roloff (Fundamentalist Baptist Preacher)

"This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while." ~ George Bush (Born-again Conservative Christian)

"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our goal is a Christian nation." ~ Randall Terry (Rightwing Christian Activist)

"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God." ~ Robert T. Lee (President of Society for the Practical Establishment and Perpetuation of the Ten Commandments)

And the last words should belong to George. ~


"I expect them to be treated, the POWs, I expect to be treated humanely, just like we’re treating the prisoners that we have captured humanely. If not, the people who mistreat the prisoners will be treated as war criminals." ~ George Bush

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Jeff said...

"Better a pink bottom than a black soul."
And the problem is....??

6/7/06 12:34 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Look at the picture.

6/7/06 1:28 pm  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Speaking of the picture, please forgive my ignorance on the subject, but does the religion of Atheism have a symbol like the Christian cross or Judaic star of David?

6/7/06 11:29 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

It isn't a religion.

6/7/06 11:56 pm  
Blogger Chimera said...

I view all proselytizing religions as terrorist organizations. These quotes you've posted support that view utterly.

jeff: Atheism does indeed have a symbol. I suggest you try using Google to find it. And try "listening" as well: atheism is not a religion. Any more than trolling is a religion.

7/7/06 4:47 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Christianity? Yeah it is!

7/7/06 7:51 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Chimera, I'm sorry but do you expect me to take you seriously when you call all religions "terrorist organizations"? Good grief....

7/7/06 11:38 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE the troll :

"all proselytizing religions"

8/7/06 12:54 am  
Blogger Chimera said...

Beep: He doesn't "listen." Either that, or he edits to suit what he wishes to "hear" and then goes on from there.

8/7/06 1:57 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Proselytize:
To convert (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.

Thank you Chimera! You have just effectively called beep a terrorist. Well done.

9/7/06 2:48 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

chimera: RE jeffie the troll:

"Beep: He doesn't "listen." Either that, or he edits to suit what he wishes to "hear" and then goes on from there. "

This is true of all trolls. They have attention seeking behaviour. They seek all sorts of attention, even negative.

And, of course, as a troll, he tries to terrorise as many people as he can.

9/7/06 10:36 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Don't worry beep, I don't think you are the same as a terrorist...

9/7/06 2:21 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Don't worry jeff, I do see you as a religious terrorist.

9/7/06 3:52 pm  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Now that was just....mean! My stars, atheists can be a cruel lot...

10/7/06 12:27 am  
Blogger Chimera said...

jeffie: I said that proselytizing religions are terrorist organizations. Since Beep isn't a member of a religion, she's not a terrorist. Ditto because she is not trying to proselytize me.

I'd tell you to give yer head a shake, but it's loose enough on your shoulders now -- I wouldn't want you to jar it all the way off; it could end up rolling into traffic and causing an accident.

10/7/06 2:50 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

I have to admit, I'm not feeling the love....

10/7/06 10:54 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

This is a discussion forum. If you require validation, go to church. This isn't the place where people are going to agree with you just to be "nice".

10/7/06 11:20 pm  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Couldn't have said it better myself, beep. Funny that when someone does disagree with YOUR views they are labelled a 'troll'. Interesting dichotomy there...

11/7/06 11:06 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

No, you are not a troll because you disagree. You are a troll because you act like one.

11/7/06 11:29 pm  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Ok, I'm open to hearing what I should do in your forum that I haven't been doing, that would make me not act like a troll. I'm all ears.

12/7/06 3:19 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE "You are a troll because you act like one."

Internet troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

12/7/06 12:22 pm  
Blogger jeff said...

Hmmm, yeah you're going to have to be a little more specific.....

12/7/06 12:31 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE the troll:

Go and read something other than "The Buy Bull".

12/7/06 2:11 pm  

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