"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"
I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.
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"Some treat their longing for God as proof of His existence." Mason Cooley"The god of the Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it. A god who created man 'after his own image', and still the origin of evil in man is not accredited to him." Johann Most
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"If God is male, then male is God. The divine patriarch castrates women as long as he is allowed to live on in the human imagination." Mary Daly
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12 Comments:
Comparing Osama Bin Laden to the Prince of Peace is a bit of a stretch....even for you, beep.
Re jeffie the troll:
I didn't make "the stretch", the comic did.
This is my comment >> "There comes a time when one religious fundie starts to sound like any other religious fundie."
RAmen mi amiga!
Of course, I thought it was Chuck Manson... All those messiah-complexed sociopaths look alike.
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RE michaelbains:
Yup, they are conspiciously similar because of their SIMILARITIES! lol
My comment would be "There comes a time when one left winger starts to sound like any other terrorist".
Note:
Hating America-----check
American society has failed------check
Hating Israel-----check
Defending the plight of the Palestinians-----check
Disliking Guantanamo-----check
Hating Christians-----check
etc etc etc
RE jeffie the troll:
This is just pure hate speech >>>
"There comes a time when one left winger starts to sound like any other terrorist".
Your claim that people on the left of politics are terrorists. That makes you a potential despot. A despot being one who would demand no dissent.
My comment "There comes a time when one religious fundie starts to sound like any other religious fundie", compares religious fundamentalism with religious fundamentalism.
That is a valid comparison. It is valid to make the case that religious fundamentalism shares a common meme.
It is NOT valid to call one side of a democratic representative republic, terrorists.
Your comparison was just an excuse for a Rush Limbaugh like comment.
Unless of course, you wish to wage ad hominem attacks which have no merit in an intellectual discussion.
You have stooped to a new low, congratulations.
What about religous evolution? . . . .
Sounds!Yak! How can this be?!
What about a spiritual way of thinking? . . . based on, -what ever religion it was -
Thinking evolution . . . believing evolution . . .
I still think as you do Beep . . . There is no God. But, . . .what if we evolute that idea of an omnipotent hidden presence? May be we can finish in a very Scientific idea of a human spirituality. Don't you think there is a way to reconcialiate with our died?
My point stands.
RE jeff:
Your only point is to act like a troll.
RE sincronia: "What about religous evolution?"
Well, I do think that religions evolve. Most major religions have their basis or origin in previous beliefs or faiths.
RE: "What about a spiritual way of thinking?"
I am not convinced "the spiritual" exists. I am of the opinion that the spiritual and the supernatural have very little credibility.
That is your subjective opinion, beep. Troll is just a nasty way of attempting to discredit my opinion. In that, you show your insecurity.
The only point you have is the point on the top of your head.
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