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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Who Said Which Quotes?

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Who Dislikes Atheists?

"We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out".

Who Is Patriotic?

"What we have to fight for is the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may be enabled to fulfill the mission assigned to it by the creator."

Who Dislikes Public Education?

"Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction."

Who Hates Liberalism?

"The main plank in the program is to abolish the liberalistic concept of the individual and the Marxist concept of humanity and to substitute for them the folk community, rooted in the soil and bound together by the bond of its common blood."

Who Is In Favour Of A Christian Nation?

"The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine."

Who Is For Family Values?

"It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life."

Who Hates Blasphemy?

"Anyone who dares to lay hands on the highest image of the Lord commits sacrilege against the benevolent creator of this miracle and contributes to the expulsion from paradise."

Who Hates Secularism?

"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith."

Who Believes That Might Makes Right?

"Always before God and the world, the stronger has the right to carry through what he wills."

Who Protects Free Enterprise?

"We stand for the maintenance of private property. We shall protect free enterprise as the most expedient, or rather the sole possible economic order."

Who Is A Fundamentalist Christian?

"In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and of adders."

Who Loves Jesus?

"I recognize more profoundly than ever before - the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."

Who Hates Sin?

"Blood sin and desecration of the race are the original sin in this world and the end of a humanity which surrenders to it."

Who Is Concerned With Morality?

"Theater, art, literature, cinema, press, posters, and window displays must be cleansed of all manifestations of our rotting world and placed in the service of a moral, political, and cultural idea."

Who Hates The Left?

"For not only are we ourselves aware of the element of weakness lying in our democrats, pacifists, and centrists; it is recognized even more by foreign countries, which measure the value of a possible alliance with us according to the weight of this burden."

Who Hates Communists?

"We have been engaged in a heroic struggle against the Communist threat to our nation, against the subversion of our culture, the destruction of our art and the corruption of our public morality. We have put an end to atheism and blasphemy."

Who Hates Prostitution?

"Prostitution is a disgrace to humanity, but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures, pious intentions, etc.; its limitation and final abolition presuppose the elimination of innumerable preconditions."

Who Supports Stay At Home Moms?

"For her world is her husband, her family, her children, and her home. But what would become of the greater world if there were no one to tend and care for the smaller one? The great world cannot survive if the smaller world is not stable. We do not consider it correct for the women to interfere in the world of the man. We consider it natural if these two worlds remain distinct."

Who Believes Men Are More Intelligent Than Women?

"Love and devotion to a man are the highest virtues in a woman. Intelligence is not very important. My mother was certainly no genius, but she gave a great son to the people."

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Blogger Arthur_Vandelay said...

You'd be interested in this.

26/10/06 10:26 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE arthur:

Amazingly, I got most of them right.

26/10/06 6:19 pm  
Blogger Aaron Kinney said...

Sweet quiz beep beep!

You know its funny but as I was reading this thing I thought "wouldnt it be cool to have a quiz liek this where all quotes were from only one person from a list of available choices, intended to make the quiz taker think that they were from different people?"

And low and behold, you gave it to us! I honestly thought that Robertson and Bush said a few of those quotes though. I was fooled!

Fantastic :)

27/10/06 5:52 am  
Blogger Rootietoot said...

Yah know, I'm all in favor of a Christian Nation, like a Muslim Nation, one that's separate and over there. It would be great if they took a chunk of unused real estate, say, Antarctica, and set it up with open borders for Christians Only, so anyone who wanted to live in a Christian State could. And those of us who are firmly Christian but heartily approve of religious diversity, would not have to contantly be lumped in the same catagory as them.

As for the quotes...find me a famous person who *hasn't* mouthed some sort of assholedery and had it quoted out of context, ad nauseum.

27/10/06 6:20 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE aaron:

The interesting thing for me is that many of the quotes don't sound too different from those of many religious fundamentalists. (Muslims and christians)

They are also similar to the ideology espoused by many politically rightwing individuals.

27/10/06 9:49 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: Rootietoot:

I realise how frustrating it must be to be a christian and to support the concept of pluralism. I also think that the most progressive and productive society is the secular society.

Unfortunately, there are religious forces, some of them muslim, some of them christian, who would like to destroy that.

RE the quotes: The quotes are remarkably similar to those espoused by many rightwing fundamentalist christians, which is why I find them so pertinent.

Christians don't seem to speak out against christians who want to create a christian theocracy instead of a secular nation, and muslims don't seem to speak out against muslims who want an islamic theocracy.

27/10/06 9:56 am  
Blogger Arthur_Vandelay said...

It would be great if they took a chunk of unused real estate, say, Antarctica, and set it up with open borders for Christians Only, so anyone who wanted to live in a Christian State could.

Whether you're a Protestant or a Catholic, the idea is hardly a new one.

27/10/06 10:10 am  
Blogger Matt Burge said...

Wasn't Hitler last sighted in the outbacks of OZ?

Read about the 'Siberian Timebomb' at our blog by following the link back. It's THE most important E-news you'll have ever read.

27/10/06 5:31 pm  

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