Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"
- Name: beepbeepitsme
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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.
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Family Planning Quotes:
- "A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest." - Unknown
- "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." ~ Bob Rubin
- "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." ~ Spike Milligan
- "It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry." ~ H.L. Mencken
- "Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life." ~ Bertrand Russell
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9 Comments:
That sign's got to be fake, but damn it's funny...:)
Hah! You did find a use for it!
RE drunken:
Yup, damn funny it is too :)
Definitely a fake........ [grin]
Clarification please. Are you for or against ‘family planning’? If you are, than those quotes are funny. If not, than you’ve lost me.
Daniel
Given that the strong, universal sex urge is basically about reproduction, contraception seems to contravene our basic function: to breed like rabbits!
If our basic function is dysfunctional then...
RE anonymous: I think that men and women should have the right to plan their family.
RE daniel:
The biological urge to engage in sexual activity in natural and I agree that it is most probably there in order to increase the chances of reproduction.
But, as we have knowledge concerning the likelihood of conception, we are able to make decisions prior to the event.
I don't see anything dysfunctional about not breeding.
Just have the voice of Butt-Head in my ear going, "huh huh huh" after seeing that sign.
Of course, this would have gone right over his head.
RE dikki:
Of course this may be the origin of Beavis's famous line -
"Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? "
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