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Monday, October 23, 2006

Family Planning


Family Planning Quotes:

  • "A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest." - Unknown
  • "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." ~ Bob Rubin
  • "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." ~ Spike Milligan
  • "It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry." ~ H.L. Mencken
  • "Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life." ~ Bertrand Russell



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9 Comments:

Anonymous ted said...

That sign's got to be fake, but damn it's funny...:)

23/10/06 1:09 pm  
Blogger Drunken Tune said...

Hah! You did find a use for it!

24/10/06 12:50 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE drunken:

Yup, damn funny it is too :)

24/10/06 1:02 am  
Blogger CyberKitten said...

Definitely a fake........ [grin]

24/10/06 1:14 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clarification please. Are you for or against ‘family planning’? If you are, than those quotes are funny. If not, than you’ve lost me.

Daniel

24/10/06 4:30 am  
Blogger Daniel said...

Given that the strong, universal sex urge is basically about reproduction, contraception seems to contravene our basic function: to breed like rabbits!

If our basic function is dysfunctional then...

24/10/06 6:20 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE anonymous: I think that men and women should have the right to plan their family.

RE daniel:

The biological urge to engage in sexual activity in natural and I agree that it is most probably there in order to increase the chances of reproduction.

But, as we have knowledge concerning the likelihood of conception, we are able to make decisions prior to the event.

I don't see anything dysfunctional about not breeding.

24/10/06 9:24 am  
Blogger Dikkii said...

Just have the voice of Butt-Head in my ear going, "huh huh huh" after seeing that sign.

Of course, this would have gone right over his head.

24/10/06 11:23 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE dikki:

Of course this may be the origin of Beavis's famous line -

"Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? "

1/11/06 1:02 pm  

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