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Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Talking Cat Video



Cat Video from Metacafe

"I myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible." - R.H. Blyth

Yes, I am easily amused. There is something about this video especially the last cat in it that cracks me up. I am just relieved that I am too old to view this video while stoned as I think I would burst a blood vessel laughing.

Amazingly, dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible, and lions 55 times, but domestic cats are not mentioned at all. But what really intrigues me is the amount of times cattle, sheep and goats are mentioned in the bible. Not one word about nuclear technology, refrigerators, cell phones, computers or the internet, but 133 references to cattle in the King James Version. Sadly, not one mention of Mac Donald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken.

My own cat has informed me that "The Great Sky Cat" who created cats in its image, will smite humans who disrupt the required 23 hours of "meditation" in which a devout cat must engage each day. So fellow travellers, be duly warned and mock not the cat, though as it look peaceful, harmless and cuddly, cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.


And they have many other fine qualities as well. :)

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9 Comments:

Blogger wayne said...

LOL!!! Now that's cute!!!

Thank You!!

14/3/06 12:25 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

no worries :)

15/3/06 12:08 am  
Blogger Bacon Eating Atheist Jew said...

Your post is hilarious.

15/3/06 5:43 am  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

mmmmm, cat, the other white meat ;-)

15/3/06 7:18 am  
Blogger Zorpheous said...

Ok, see your cats and raise a few talking birdies ;-)


MOVIE - Give Me A Kiss - REDUX
MOVIE - The Macaroni Dance - REDUX
Roxy - Scarlet Macaw or Guard Dog? - REDUX
Elmo - Stevie Wonder or NYC Marathon Runner? - REDUX

I hope I set up links correctly, oh btw, I am Merlin's Daddy ;-)

15/3/06 7:29 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Oh cool.. thanks for the links. I will check them out :)

15/3/06 1:13 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

aawwww, someone loves their birds :)

16/3/06 12:22 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE: Your post is hilarious.
~ ty :)

16/3/06 12:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That talking cat video is what made my cat start talking. She saw others talking and how I would smile then she started saying
Mama, Outside, Hello and Hi.
If you go to www.facepaint.ws look at Funny Videos and check out Zola

http://www.facepaint.ws/wowhello.WMV is her talking or just go to
www.FacePaint.ws to see all of them

16/11/06 6:06 am  

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