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Sunday, July 16, 2006

Chicken Lays Mystery Allah Egg

Forget about the egg. Who or what was the chicken?


A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Kazakhstan is a large, thinly populated Central Asian state where Sunni Islam is a dominant religion.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Jeff said...

And what is your opinion on this matter?

16/7/06 9:07 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Obviously my opinion is the same if it was pictures of jesus people are seeing on toast.

16/7/06 10:31 am  
Blogger Caribou said...

LOL

I think I really will start a blog called "Jesus in the Sky." (There must be a song there somewhere!) Or something like that.

I'll take photographs of clouds that have the possibility of revealing to true believers, images of their object of devotion and worship. It will be like fishing with dynamite.

16/7/06 11:22 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE caribou:

Yeah.. that would be great bait. But bewrae, you could end up with a "jeffie troll". ;)

17/7/06 12:40 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

But it's interesting that you weren't willing to really 'state' your opinion on this. Scared, perhaps?

18/7/06 12:19 am  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

re the troll:

I stated my opinion previously. I consider the allah sightings to be as credible as the jesus on toast sightings.

Neither are credible.

18/7/06 10:08 am  
Anonymous Jeff said...

It's not credible? Is that all you are willing to say about this? I notice you have no hesitation in calling Jesus a homo and saying Hitler was a Christian.
Here's my challenge to you, beep. Do a post on Muhammad. Perhaps you could start with his desire to sleep with underage girls or his penchant for killing anyone that disrespected him. I'm curious to see you prove my theory incorrect.....

18/7/06 12:46 pm  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

RE the troll:

If jesus was a homo (and I proveded evidences for this claim), then it shouldn't stop you from believing in him.

But I know it will because you are a rightwing homophobe. LMAO

Hitler was certainly big on christianity. He signed the concordant with the vatican.

You have challenged me about posting things about allah before.
My answer remains the same as it was previously.
(Do you suffer from short term memory loss or something? )

It is actually more fun to piss you off by posting things about christianity.

But, if you feel so badly persecuted by this blog, why don't you piss off? (Said with love and kindness of course) :)

18/7/06 1:55 pm  
Blogger Ed Pie said...

Allah sightings have also happened in the tread of tires and as the logos on the covers of those sundaes you get at some fast food places.

8/9/06 2:26 am  

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