BEEP! BEEP! IT'S ME.

"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

For Jim Morrison



Jim Sings "Touch Me" On You Tube






JIM MORRISON~ 1943 - 1971~ In His Words :
"You could say it's an accident that I was ideally suited for the work I am doing. It's the feeling of a bowstring being pulled back for 22 years and suddenly being let go. I am primarily an American, second, a Californian, third, a Los Angeles resident. I've always been attracted to ideas that were about revolt against authority. I like ideas about the breaking away or overthrowing of established order."


Jim Morrison was the lead singer of the successful band, The Doors. The Doors took their name from the title of a book by Aldous Huxley, The Doors of Perception, which was in turn borrowed from a line of poetry by the 18th century artist and poet William Blake: "If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite."

Jim was inspired by poets like
William Blake and Arthur Rimbaud, and the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. His grave is in Paris in the cemetery Pére Lachaise. Fans from all over the world make the pilgrimage to Jim Morrison's grave just to be close to him. For many, going there seems to be an act of freedom.

Me at Jim Morrison's grave in Paris about 1000 years ago.


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The Doors - "Love Me Two Times"

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Friday, April 28, 2006

The Fine Art of Michael S Angulo

Consider this a free plug for the fine art of Michael S Angulo.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What's Your Theme Song

Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"

You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
Who would have thought that a group of good old irish catholic boys would be singing "my theme song"? Watch the video of "Beautiful Day" for the perve value at least. (smile)
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Some Famous Dead Skeptics



What is it to be a skeptic?
  1. One who instinctively or habitually doubts, questions, or disagrees with assertions or generally accepted conclusions.
  2. One inclined to skepticism in religious matters.

It wouldn't be accurate to say that all of the people listed here were atheist. Some were atheists, some were deists, but all were skeptical of religion and the claims of religions. Some were excomunicated for speaking their minds, some were incarcerated because of their skepticism and others were villified and executed.

  • Anaxagoras (500?-428? BCE)~ “Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god but a great rock and the sun a hot rock."
  • Protagoras (481?-411 BCE) “As to gods, I have no way of knowing either that they exist or do not exist, or what they are like."

  • Democritus (460?-357 BCE)~ “Now as of old the gods give men all good things, excepting only those that are baneful and injurious and useless. These, now as of old, are not gifts of the gods: men stumble into them themselves because of their own blindness and folly.”

  • Epicurus (341-270 BCE)~ "Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."

  • Lucretius (96?-55 BCE)~ "So potent was religion in persuading to evil deeds."

  • Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4-65)~ "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful."

  • Gallus Petronius (1st C)~"It is fear that first brought Gods into the world."

  • John of Lackland (1199-1216)~ "You happy beast, never forced to patter prayers nor dragged to Holy Mass."

  • Giordano Bruno (1548?-1600)~ “There is no law governing all things.”

  • Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593)~ "I count religion but a childish toy and hold there is no sin but innocence." Machiavel, in The Jew of Malta, "Prologue."

  • Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679)~ "Fear of things invisible in the natural seed of that which everyone in himself calleth religion."

  • François La Rochefoucauld (1650?-?)~ "The only thing constant in life is change."

  • Thomas Otway (1652-1685)~ "These are rogues that pretend to be of a religion now! Well, all I say is, honest atheism for my money."

  • Francois Marie Arouet "Voltaire" (1694-1778)~"Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror."
  • "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world."
  • "If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities."
  • "Superstition, born of paganism and adopted by Judaism, invested the Christian Church from earliest times. All the fathers of the Church, without exception, believed in the power of magic. The Church always condemned magic, but she always believed in it: she did not excommunicate sorcerers as madmen who were mistaken, but as men who were really in communication with the devil."

  • Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)~ "The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."

  • David Hume (1711-1776)~ "The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one."

  • Frederick the Great (1712-1786)~ .". . . you will certainly grant me that neither antiquity nor whatever nation has devised a more repulsive and blasphemous absurdity than that of eating your God. This is the most disgusting dogma of Christian religion, the greatest insult to the Highest Being, the climax of madness and insanity."

  • Thomas Paine (1737-1809) ~ "Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel."
  • "All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind and monopolize power and profit."

  • James Madison (1751-1836)~ "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution."
  • "In no instance have . . . the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people.""Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise."

  • Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) ~"Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."
  • "All religions have been made by men."

  • Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822) ~"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced."
  • "It is easier to suppose that the universe has existed for all eternity than to conceive a being beyond its limits capable of creating it."

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Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Canada rates in top five in sexual satisfaction survey


Survey links equality, sexual satisfaction

Sex is more satisfying in countries where women and men are considered equal, according to an international study of people between the ages of 40 and 80 by researchers at the University of Chicago.

Austria topped the list of 29 nations studied with 71% of those surveyed reported being satisfied with their sex lives. Spain, Canada, Belgium and the United States also reported high rates of satisfaction. The lowest satisfaction rate — 25.7% — was reported in Japan.

"Male-centered cultures where sexual behavior is more oriented toward procreation tend to discount the importance of sexual pleasure for women," Laumann said.

What is a little disconcerting to me is that even after the sexual revolution, we need a survey to tell us that men and women have better sex lives when there is mutual respect and concern for each other's needs and desires. Oh well, maybe they understand: "Ain't nobody happy if momma ain't happy."


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  1. Sex is more satisfying in nations where gender have more equality
  2. Sexual Equality May Bring Better Sex
  3. The Pfizer Global Study Of Sexual Attitudes And Behaviour
  4. Good sex and gender equality

PS: Pfsier makes viagra but I am sure that is just a coincidence. (droll smile)

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To Britain's relief, the French are dumber


Richard Lynn

A new European league of IQ scores has ranked the British in eighth place, well above the French, who are 19th. According to Richard Lynn of the University of Ulster, Britons have an average IQ of 100. The French scored 94.

Top of the table were the Germans, with an IQ of 107. The Brits were also beaten by the Dutch, Poles, Swedes, Italians, Austrians and Swiss.

Professor Lynn, who caused controversy last year by claiming that men were more intelligent than women by about five IQ points on average, said that populations in the colder, more challenging environments of northern Europe had developed larger brains than those in warmer climates in the south. The average brain size in northern and central Europe is 1320cc and in southeast Europe it is 1312cc.

"The early human beings in northerly areas had to survive during cold winters when there were no plant foods and they were forced to hunt big game," he said.

"The main environmental influence on IQ is diet, and people in southeast Europe would have had less of the proteins, minerals and vitamins provided by meat that are essential for brain development."


Aaaahhh. I knew there was a good reason for being a carnivore. Not too sure it has done me an incredible amount of good though. Perhaps my living in a hot climate has negated my carnivorous inclinations and my IQ score reflects this? I think there is another book in the offering for Dr. Lynn involving the study of northern european carnivores who migrated to hot climates (Australia), and the resultant effect, if any, upon their descendants' IQs.

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  1. To Britain's relief, the French are dumber
  2. Richard Lynn
  3. IQ and the Wealth of Nations
  4. Germans are brainiest (but at least we're smarter than the French)
  5. What's missing in this pile of food? Meat, and without it children are damaged, say scientists

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Friday, April 21, 2006

What Religion Best Suits You

Take the quiz:
WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Category Unknown
You don't fit into any of the above categories, so perhaps before you get angry or confused, check what other religion(s) you scored the highest on. For example, you might be a Christian-Pagan, or a Discordian-Wiccan. Just use a bit of logic. However, according to this test, you're simply 100% YOU. You don't fit into any of the world's boxes.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 88%

buddhism 83%

agnosticism 83%

Paganism 79%

Satanism 75%

Judaism 54%

Islam 50%

Hinduism 38%

Christianity 33%

I don't find it too amazing that I scored fairly highly as a potential buddhist. I do try to be a peaceful type. It is my lot for having been born in an era of "love and peace man". But I am perplexed as to how I scored 75% in "satanism". lol (I think I will call it "stanism". It sounds less icky that way.)

Obviously out of the questions they designated as being atheist, I scored 88% in those and so on down the list. Frankly, being a pagan wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to eat anything yucky, or sleep outside my own species, but I am not sure of any of the rules associated with paganism; so I will happily remain an atheist.

The universe is a wonderful mystery.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Classical IQ Test


My score = 130
Wow! A score above 130 means that your performance on this test was way above average. Actually, according to this test, you are absolutely brilliant. Only a very small percentage of people score this high.

I thought this test was pretty hard actually, but then I hate these sorts of tests and don't know why I torture myself by doing them. Perhaps it is the desire to achieve or the hope that I won't be found to be totally stupid.

I did notice that there wasn't one question about the sorts of things of which women claim superior knowledge. For example: ~

" If shoe shopping plus credit card gives husband nervous breakdown, what does jewellery shopping plus chequebook do?"

(a) He develops a facial tic.
(b) He develops tourettes.
(c) He has an apoplectic fit.
(d) All of the above
(e) None of the above, all of the money and worldly goods are in your name anyway.

(Please, if you are a man, don't even TRY and answer that question. The correct answer is secret women's business and none of us are telling. )

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Fundies Cross Roads?


WARNING: Contains adult themes. Censor yourself.

Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road?

  1. She was going to meet her preacher at a motel across the road and audition for a missionary position.
  2. He wasn't sure why, so he stopped to pray about it and was hit by a church bus.
  3. Because, there were two blacks and a jew walking on her side of the road.
  4. She was on her way to partake in one of fundieism's most holy of rituals at the "The Big Hair Beauty Shop".
  5. To lay hands on that dead possum and heal it, if not, he had take home for supper.
  6. To find a better spot for his " I Hate Fags" sign.
  7. He was trying to walk off a boner that had arose while watching "The Passion of the Christ" for the fourth time.
  8. Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
  9. Because he finally admitted to himself that he preferred the sexual company of men, and realized he'd have to either cross that road or live out the rest of his life in the closet.
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(Please add your suggestions to why the fundie crossed the road. )

  • Because the North Star was on the other side of the road. (Thanks to The Atheist Jew)

PS: Remember, there are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

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  1. Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
  2. Religious Satire and Humor
  3. Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road?

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Neil Young urges Bush impeachment on protest album


Listen to Neil Young being interviewed about his latest album and the song "Let's Impeach the President" here.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Veteran rocker Neil Young has recorded a protest album featuring an anti- Iraq war track with "a holy vow to
never kill again" and a song titled "Let's Impeach the President," the singer said on Monday.


"Living with War" is hardly the first work by Young to take on the political establishment. As part of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, in 1970, Young wrote and recorded the song "Ohio," a song about the four Kent State University students killed by National Guard troops during an anti-Vietnam war rally.




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  1. DownWithTyranny!
  2. Neil Young to the rescue
  3. Neil Young: New Song 'Impeach the President'
  4. Living With War
  5. Neil Young
  6. Listen To "Living With War"

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Happy Holiday

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR BELIEF


If You Don't Want To Question Your Beliefs, Censor Yourself Now

  • How would you define God, and why are you so convinced that there is one?
  • If everything needs a creator, then who or what created God?
  • How can something that cannot be described be said to exist?
  • Since there are countless religions in the world today claiming to be the one true religion, why do you think yours is truer than theirs?
  • Can more than one of these religions be right?
  • If you feel in your heart that your religion is the right one, how do you answer those of other faiths who claim the same thing?
  • How do you settle the debate and find out which of these religions, if any, is the right one?
  • Why does God allow all these false religions to exist?
  • Is the bloody history of Christianity consistent with what is supposed to be a religion of love, or does it simply illustrate the consequences of abandoning reason for faith?
  • If everything is the product of a grand design by an omniscient, benevolent designer, why is the history of life a record of horrible suffering, blundering waste, and miserable failures? Why does this God go through billions of years of such carnage without yet arriving at His goal?
  • Why did God intervene so many times in human affairs during antiquity (according to the Bible) and yet not do anything during the Holocaust of the Second World War?
  • Why should ones inner convictions about the existence of God indicate that He/She/They/It exists outside of that persons mind?
  • Can a God who would abandon His children when they needed him the most still be considered all good?
  • If something is not rational, should it be believed anyway?
  • If the God of the Bible is all good, why does He himself say that He created evil? (Isaiah 45:7)
  • Is there a better way than reason to acquire knowledge and truth?
  • If you would answer "with faith", then why are there so many contradictory faiths in the world?

For more of these questions go to: SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR BELIEF

LINKS:~ Atheists United

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Friday, April 14, 2006