BEEP! BEEP! IT'S ME.

"Begin at the beginning,and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (Lewis Carroll, 1832-1896)

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked."Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat."I don't know," Alice answered."Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

"So long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

"All right," said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. "Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice; "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

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I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Like Arthur Dent from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", if you do not have a Babel Fish in your ear this blog will be completely unintelligible to you and will read something like this: "boggle, google, snoggle, slurp, slurp, dingleberry to the power of 10". Fortunately, those who have had the Babel Fish inserted in their ear, will understood this blog perfectly. If you are familiar with this technology, you will know that the Babel Fish lives on brainwave radiation. It excretes energy in the form of exactly the correct brainwaves needed by its host to understand what was just said; or in this case, what was read. The Babel Fish, thanks to scientific research, reverses the problem defined by its namesake in the Tower of Babel, where a deity was supposedly inspired to confuse the human race by making them unable to understand each other.

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Friday, March 31, 2006

Astronomy, Astrology and Celestial Cartography

Copernicus Universe from Harmonia Macrocosmica

If you have an interest in astronomy and especially the history of astronomy, this is a great reference point: Webpages on the History of Astronomy by Robert Harry van Gent.

The pages trace the origins of astrology and its subsequent evolution into astronomy.

The owner of the site is Robert van Gent who has a Ph.D. in astronomy from the
Astronomical Institute of Utrecht.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Christmas Orgy



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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words


Partly referenced from: Reflections of a Pakistani Atheist


At least 14 Islamic countries make conversion out of Islam illegal. The crime is punishable by death in at least eight of these states, either through explicit anti-apostasy laws or the broader offense of blasphemy. Again, this is a clear sign that Islamic law needs to change. You can't claim that yours is a religion of peace while violently opposing religious freedom. It just doesn't add up. ~ Apostasy Laws

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The Chocolate Deities


Now these are some deities I could worship ~ Chocolate Deities

Perhaps Cat Stevens really meant "Buddha IN the Chocolate Box", but since his conversion to an abrahamic blood cult I don't think he would approve of "Allah in the Chocolate Box" either.

If you have chocolate you might not need much of anything else. As this video suggests: ~ Chocolate Or Love

Chocolate is also known to generate increased levels of serotonin, a chemical naturally produced by the brain, which is known to reduce anxiety. Serotonin is most commonly associated with the effects of marijuana or getting ‘stoned’ (you would have to eat 25lbs of dark chocolate at once to achieve the same effect). Neither of these properties by themselves provides the connection between eating chocolates and heightened sexual pleasure. It is in fact the rush of endorphins produced by eating chocolates, particularly dark chocolates, which is most similar to the bliss associated with a healthy sexual relationship.

Chocolate also contains phenyl-ethylamine which is known to stimulate the release of dopamine into the pleasure centers commonly associated with an orgasm. In addition to this scientific evidence, a great deal of behavioral research has been done to study the sexual behavior of women who eat a lot of chocolate and those who don’t. The conclusion of this is that women who consume large quantities of chocolate have more satisfying sex lives. However the reverse correlation could also be assumed where women with satisfying sex lives tend to eat more chocolate. Despite the fact that the relationship between sex and chocolate can’t be proven with 100% certainty, the scientific evidence combined with behavioral studies provides a compelling argument for cocoa’s impact on our sexual drive - it is convincing enough for chocolate to have become a part of my daily diet! ~ Can chocolate affect your sex life?

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Global Warming Reaches Tipping Point



Human-fueled global warming has reached a tipping point," according to a new survey of scientific research that found warming would continue even if greenhouse gas emissions halted immediately. The report, based on research published in journals including Science and Nature, also found the effects of climate change were so severe they should spur urgent action to prevent more damage and to combat damage that has already occurred.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Prove Christ Exists, Judge Orders Priest




AN ITALIAN judge has ordered a priest to appear in court this month to prove that Jesus Christ existed.
The case against Father Enrico Righi has been brought in the town of Viterbo, north of Rome, by Luigi Cascioli, a retired agronomist who once studied for the priesthood but later became a militant atheist.
Signor Cascioli’s contention — echoed in numerous atheist books and internet sites — is that there was no reliable evidence that Jesus lived and died in 1st-century Palestine apart from the Gospel accounts, which Christians took on faith. There is therefore no basis for Christianity, he claims.
Other links which comment on this story ~
Did Jesus exist? Italian court to decide
Italian Court To Decide: Did Jesus Exist?
Case against Jesus’ existence dismissed
And some information on the evidence for the existence/non-existence ~
DID JESUS EXIST?
DID JESUS OF NAZARETH ACTUALLY EXIST?
Historicity of Jesus

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Atheists and Ethics



In a nutshell, atheists believe in reason alone, in those things that can be arrived at through intellect and the scientific method. Concrete evidence for God, they argue, simply doesn't exist. They don't cotton to leaps of faith or anything that involves a supernatural being reaching into human lives. They believe you can live a happy, respectable life based on human ethics that were derived not from God handing down a tablet but from a code of rules that emerged naturally through an evolutionary process in which humans learned how to live together successfully.
Atheists as a group do not believe anything as a matter of course. The only thing, by definition, that they have in common, is a lack of belief in god/gods. An atheist can assert an individual position about politics, culture, economics etc, but cannot accurately state that atheists all share the same concept. Therefore there are capitalist atheists, socialist atheists, fiscally conservative atheists, leftwing atheists and rightwing atheists etc etc. I am spelling all this out because for some reason, theists have a very inaccurate view of what an atheist is. There is no doctrine, dogma or tenets of belief associated with being an atheist. There is only the definition of what an atheist is and there are enough atheists who will argue which dictionary definition to use and which one is accurate.
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Having said this, many atheists but not all, are secular humanists. Secular humanism does describe a world view, and secular humanists do believe in certain elements and principles. For example, I am atheist. My position as an atheist is that I have a lack of belief in god/gods/goddesses etc. Or, simply put, if a theist has a belief in god (normally a specific god or definition), ~~ I don't. A theist is someone WITH god belief, and an atheist is someone WITHOUT god belief. I am also an atheist who is a secular humanist, and it is as a secular humanist that I am specifically defined.
From ~ What Is Secular Humanism? Secular humanism describes a world view with the following elements and principles:
  • Need to test beliefs - A conviction that dogmas, ideologies and traditions, whether religious, political or social, must be weighed and tested by each individual and not simply accepted on faith.
  • Reason, evidence, scientific method - Commitment to the use of critical reason, factual evidence, and scientific
    methods of inquiry, rather than faith and mysticism, in seeking solutions to human problems and answers to important human questions.
  • Fulfillment, growth, creativity - A primary concern with fulfillment, growth, and creativity for both the individual
    and humankind in general.
  • Search for truth - A constant search for objective truth, with the understanding that new knowledge and experience
    constantly alter our imperfect perception of it.
  • This life - A concern for this life and a commitment to making it meaningful through better understanding of
    ourselves, our history, our intellectual and artistic achievements, and the outlooks of those who differ from us.
  • Ethics - A search for viable individual, social and political principles of ethical conduct, judging them on their ability to enhance human well-being and individual responsibility.
  • Building a better world - A conviction that with reason, an open marketplace of ideas, good will, and tolerance, progress can be made in building a better world for ourselves and our children.
So, it is more precise to say ~
"SECULAR HUMANISTS believe in those things that can be arrived at through intellect and the scientific method. They don't cotton to leaps of faith or anything that involves a supernatural being reaching into human lives. They believe you can live a happy, respectable life based on human ethics that were derived not from God handing down a tablet but from a code of rules that emerged naturally through an evolutionary process in which humans learned how to live together successfully."
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The Devil Collects Souls


The Devil Collects Souls
WARNING: Clip contains adult language

It's true, the devil collects "souls". The evidence is to be found at ebaumsworld.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Harvard Map Collection Celestial Globes


Aquarius ('The Water Bearer'): Part of the Zodiac. Mercator draws and labels the jar ('Urna') and the water('Aqua') that flows from it.

Harvard Map Collection Celestial Globes

Gerard Mercator (1512-1594) was a publisher of maps and atlases, but he is only known to have produced one pair of globes: a terrestrial globe in 1541 and a matching celestial globe in 1551. You can pick a constellation from any of the three drop-down lists. Mercator depicted 50 constellations on his celestial globe. This includes the 48 traditional (Ptolemaic) constellations plus two others which, though still from classical times, are later additions to the standard set.

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Dangerous American Christian Extremists Strike Again


Dangerous American Christian Extremists Strike Again.
Read the whole article @liberal catnip
This story is also referenced at The Galloping Beaver

When FOX's Bill O'Reilly turns out to be the most rational person in a discussion about religion, you know his guests must be even bigger wingnuts that he is. Via Media Matters (video included), O'Reilly interviewed R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary and host of the daily Christian radio show The Albert Mohler Program.

Not to be outdone by Robertson, Mohler claimed that Buddhism, Hinduism, and Marxism are "demonstrations of satanic power".

Quote from "The Twilight Zone" which sums up these wingnuts ~


"Obscure metaphysical explanation to cover a phenomenon, reasons dredged out of the shadows to explain away that which cannot be explained. Call it parallel planes or just insanity. Whatever it is, you find it in the Twilight Zone."

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Catholic Church and the Truth of the Bible



THE hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church has published a teaching document instructing the faithful that some parts of the Bible are not actually true.

  • UNTRUE: Genesis ii, 21-22 "So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; and the rib which the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man."
  • UNTRUE: Genesis iii, 16 God said to the woman [after she was beguiled by the serpent]: “I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you."
  • UNTRUE: Matthew xxvii, 25 The words of the crowd: “His blood be on us and on our children.”
  • UNTRUE: Revelation xix,20 "And the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who in its presence had worked the signs by which he deceived those who had received the mark of the beast and those who worshipped its image. These two were thrown alive into the lake of fire that burns with brimstone."

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Jesus Dress Up

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WARNING SATIRE AHEAD: Jesus Dress Up

'Dress-Up Jesus' Creator Reacts To NBC 10 Story

“Jesus Dress-Up” is a magnetic crucifix with a variety of clothes and accessories. Many people are outraged by the product, but Smith says he doesn’t see anything wrong with it. “I don't think there's anything wrong with religious satire,” said Smith. “People have got to learn to laugh at themselves, it's part of human nature.” Smith, who claims to be an atheist, says he's making money the same way Mel Gibson is with the "The Passion of the Christ."

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PUBLIC BELIEFS ABOUT EVOLUTION AND CREATION


PUBLIC BELIEFS ABOUT EVOLUTION AND CREATION

  • Belief in creation science seems to be largely a U.S. phenomenon. A British survey of 103 Roman Catholic priests, Anglican bishops and Protestant ministers/pastors showed that:
    97% do not believe the world was created in six days.
    80% do not believe in the existence of Adam and Eve.
  • 55% of scientists in 1997 believed that man had developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life and that god had no part in this process. Only 5% of scientists had a creationist view.
  • Just as when these questions were first asked 15 years ago, creationists continue to be older, less educated, Southern, politically conservative, and biblically literal (among other things). Women and African-Americans were more likely to be creationists than whites and men.


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Monday, March 20, 2006

Sentence First Verdict Afterwards.

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

'Let the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth time that day. 'No, no!' said the Queen. 'Sentence first--verdict afterwards.' 'Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. 'The idea of having the sentence first!' 'Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple. 'I won't!' said Alice. 'Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her voice.


Nobody moved. 'Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.) 'You're nothing but a pack of cards!' At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her: she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face.


'Wake up, Alice dear!' said her sister; 'Why, what a long sleep you've had!'

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Ford Versus The Religious Right Part 2


Ford vs. the Religious Right, Round 2

Nineteen conservative groups will reinstate a boycott of Ford Motor because, the groups charge, the auto maker went back on an agreement it had with the American Family Assn. to stop advertising in media aimed at gay consumers.

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Mama Loved Reading The Bible



Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the house." The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you." Love Mama

And for those who would like your children to be able to parrot the bible, here is a parrot who can help to brainwash them.
King James Speaking Bible 2.0 - Listen to `Peedy the Parrot` recite the Bible

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Sunday, March 19, 2006

End Of The World

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My favourite funny from Ebaumsworld ~ Interesting View On How The World Will End

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

DIG Radio


DIG Radio Australia

  • Click On "Listen To DIG" at the top righthand corner of the DIG site.